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10.06.2025 09:35

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Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Loons and Moons
What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
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Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way