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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 04:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

New Yorker Who Lived Downstairs From Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz for 10 Years Reveals What Actors Were Really Like as ‘Neighbors’ - Yahoo

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Did you become a cuckold for your wife?

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

DePaul soccer player Chase Stegall dies in residence hall - Chicago Sun-Times

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Do dogs feel love?

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Who is the most annoying character in the Office?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Can cheating be a result of not truly loving or caring for someone, or is it sometimes just a spur of the moment decision?

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

How do I get over a long-term relationship breakup?

Still no good.

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

23andMe Sets New Auction With $305 Million New Bid From Ex-CEO - Bloomberg

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The Best Father’s Day Gifts On Amazon That Dads Can Actually Use - HuffPost

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Archaeologists find what may be the first definitive proof that Neanderthals made artwork - Earth.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.